Return of Dark Ages ?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present the prime minister of Malaysia!

This is one man who thinks vote buying, by offering money or benefits in kind, is smart. Money in politics is part of the scheme of things to advance his plan, that is to be the prime minister.

To top up his money in politics, he adopts deceit, backstabbing, betrayal and many more.

Lies and Fraud? Well, they are probably just part of his scheme of things. It's no big deal to him.

Hi Malaysians! 

Do you seriously want him to be your prime minister?

You allow him to rule you and your country at your great perils!


You can see that he has followed through what he had said in the above video. He has used cabinet posts, appointments in governmental agencies, statutory bodies and companies controlled by government as rewards to those who support him.

Predictably, you can see the international news headlines about him.

https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/economics/article/3081526/fears-malaysian-economy-muhyiddins-political-patronage-raises

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/muhyiddin-to-appease-disgruntled-partners-with-state-agency-glc-appointments

Few in Malaysia dare to speak up against the abuses by Muhyiddin for fear of persecution against them which was tactics used by rampantly used during the dark ages of Malaysia when Barisan Nasional was in power. Muhyiddin was once part of Barisan Nasional.

Malaysian Logic - Comedian or Politician ?

Malaysia is a small country in southeast Asia that has not failed to mass-produce capable comedians. The beautiful part of Malaysian comedians is that many of them end up as leaders of the country.  Read this to see more examples. This trend is especially apparent since March 2020 when Muhyiddin Yassin and gang succeeded in forming a 'back door government' by betraying his own existing political alliance and collaborating with his own political foes from other smaller parties. All these were done in the name of his lifetime ambition to be the prime minister.

Come meet Muhyiddin's close associates, Azmin Ali and his 'geng longkang' or drainage gang. Longkang is a Malay word that means drain.

Afif Bahardin, a leader from the inner circle of Azmin, explained to a press conference that hair saloon services are able to reduce high blood pressure of patrons. Really? He quoted a research paper published in the New England Journal of Medicine which was horrendously ill-understood by him of course.

The actual fact is that a team of researchers were presenting their findings that taking medicine to the people — in the places they go regularly, with people they trust — can achieve remarkable results. In this case, they took the medical treatments to the barbershops of African-American men. They were researching if measuring and treating blood pressure in barbershops could help African-American men. Their intention was to look for ways to reach black men, who have extraordinarily high rates of heart attacks, sudden cardiac arrest, heart failure and stroke. It has nothing to do with cutting or washing hair per se.

In fact, a number of studies have suggested a relationship between blood pressure and men’s baldness, particularly the early-onset kind. It is high blood pressure possibly causing baldness, and not cutting hair to lower high blood pressure. Afif, can I advise you something? (sic)

Do you think this Malaysian politician has all the traits of a funny comedian or he is a comedian making it big as a leader of Malaysia ?

Mr Lock Down Prime Minister - Backdoor and Betrayal

Muhyiddin Yassin, the 8th prime minister of Malaysia, was appointed by the king on 29 February 2020 and sworn in on 1 March 2020. He admitted that the was not elected by the people to be the prime minister. He was appointed by the king on the basis that he might be (or mungkin in Malay language) able to secure the support from the majority of parliamentarians. 

Regrettably, the opposition had the majority support of at least 112 parliamentarians on 29 February 2020. There are a total of  222 parliamentarians elected by the people to Malaysian parliament. Up till the date he was sworn in and to date, there has been no certainty as to his command of majority of the parliament.

At the date of writing, he has been in power without a proven majority support of the parliament. A scheduled seating of parliament was immediately postponed by him. In just 2 weeks into his prime ministership, he also declared a lock down of the country due to the failure of his government to control the widespread respiratory infections caused by coronavirus (Covid-19). It is unclear if the parliament will ever be reconvened under this lock down.

Muhyiddin had the guts to inform Malaysians that he might not be elected by them to be the prime minister but he cared for them. Mr lock down PM, you were not elected by Malaysians to care for them. Why would they want the 'care' of someone who had betrayed his predecessor and undemocratically seized power? As a Malay will tell you, "Tak tanya pun? Tak malu ke?" ("We dont ask for it. Not a shameful act?")

The cabinet ministers hastily appointed by Muhyiddin within days are equally bizarre bunch of people.

There is this Fact or Fake quiz going around in Malaysia now:

1. Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Adham Baba advised drinking warm water to help kill Covid-19.
2. Housing and Local Government Minister Zuraida Kamaruddin wore a white sanitation suit so that she could spray disinfectant in Kuala Lumpur.
3. The Women and Family Development Ministry, under Minister Datuk Seri Rina Harun, advised women to wear make-up at home and to speak like Doraemon to their husbands to avoid conflict during the movement control order (MCO) period.
4. Deputy Women and Family Development Minister Siti Zailah Mohd Yusoff tweeted that the likelihood of dying from Covid-19 is only 1% while the possibility of dying at any moment is 100%.
5. Minister of Higher Education Noraini Ahmad was busy joining hands with the so called 'influencers' to organise a tik tok contest for creative video clips when all the tertiary students are having disruption to their lessons while they are locked down in their hostels and disallowed to return home. Uncertainty clouds their minds as their parents are confronted with job security because businesses and the overall economy are adversely shattered by the nationwide lock down.

Illogical as it may seem, all the above are absolutely true facts. The morale of this story is to never ever allow rogues taking over your democracy and your country.

Please do not take advice of Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Adham Baba. World Health Organisation (WHO) has a specific denial against this claim.

PPBM - Penyatuan Pemain Beruk M...

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...

There was this Alliance of Monkey Players in Melaisia, which is more commonly known as PPBM (Peyatuan Pemain Beruk Melaisia). The president of PPBM, Mr Moo Hiduck lived his life everyday wanting to get himself qualified as a PM, Pemain Maha. It was the highest title that a monkey player could possibly get and it carried the power to rule the monkey business in Melaisia.

President Moo had to work with the extremist monkey players who were rather well known bandits from UMNO (United Monkey Native Origin) and PAS (Pemain Angkuh Se-Melaisia) to be qualified. He had the help of the infamous hypocrite called AA (Anus Annihilator). It was surprising to many that Moo was willing to sacrifice his fellow monkey players in PPBM for the sake of his title as the PM of Melaisia.

While he finally got his dream come true by holding the PM title to rule, his supporters lost out at numerous lower levels of power bases to the bandits of BN and PAS. PPBM was in reality too small and did not have enough support for Moo to be the PM. It was simply a much smaller organisation in comparison to the well networked UMNO and PAS, which have been in money business- I meant monkey playing business for a long time.

Did PM Moo care?
He was obviously too busy enjoying the fame and glory that came with the status of PM. His fellow PPBM members were pitifully played out by the bandits. For a man who back-stabbed his own chairman or founder to take over the control of PPBM, no one could logically expect him to care for his own supporters other than paying lip service to them.

Was PM Moo powerful?
He might have gotten his wish to be the PM but he did not have much say in ruling Melaisia. Moo was only a PM as much as the bandits from UMNO and PAS were backing him as the PM. He was a lame duck PM that those bandits could toy around like a puppet. These bandits had a long history of criminal charges against them. They were propping up Moo to serve their own self interest of eventually evading all criminal charges. Moo had not choice but to yield to their demand and manipulation because he would lose his PM title if he did not do so.

Why was Moo doing this?
He was desperately to be a PM. It was a dream he wanted at all costs. The costs of his dream would be the country again plunged into poverty since the bandits were de facto back in charge. They would get away with their illegal activities and wrongdoings like how they used.

No wonder Melaisia is also known as Bolehland. It is a land of endless possibilities...

PPBM - Persatuan Pelawak Bersama Monyet ?

Parti Pribumi Bersatu Malaysia (PPBM) is part of the coalition government of Malaysia. Prime minister of this government, Mahathir Mohamad is the leader of PPBM. There is a lack of talent in PPBM beyond Mahathir, who is well known for his authoritarian leadership. Ministers appointed by Mahathir from his own PPBM party are looking more like jokers than serious leaders.

2nd joker is initially meant for Maszlee bin Malik. Please allow me to downgrade him to 3rd joker subsequent to his unexpected resignation recently. Although I am not writing about Maszlee since his downgrade to the 3rd joker. There is a preview of Maszlee here.

The 2nd joker is now officially Syed Saddiq. He is the minister of youth and sport. A 28 year old young man from Johor. He was known for his debating skills having won several competitions. Ability to argue and elaborate apparently does not mean the ability to execute. His dream team for Southeast Asian's SEA Games did poorly. He however has been commenting about affairs which are the scope of other ministries such as those on entrepreneur development, education, international trade and investment.

While he was attending a PPBM function with his parents in Johor recently, he was reported to have run away because of disturbance by a group of bullies. He climbed fence and headed to the nearby jungle (probably interfering with some resting monkeys along the way). There are a few valid questions about the whole incident which portrayed him as a victim.

• It was a PPBM function by its members. Surely, there were many of them who could hold off the so called bullies.
• He left his parents to deal with the bullies? There was no mention of what had happened to his parents. He is probably not a caring son.
• He is a minister who should be able to call upon the police officers to control the bullies. He and his aides surely carry mobile phones. Malaysia is still a country of law and order.
• He may be garnering sympathy votes and support knowing that PPBM is holding its election soon. 

Official photo. Good lighting of photo even though he is escaping

Najib: He left his mum behind?

The whole reported incident was worthy to be ridiculed even by probably the worst kleptocract of all mankind, Najib Razak. 

On the other hand, he has a branding as Super Saddiq - Minister of Youth Power. His official title is probably too boring for him or he is not appreciative of his position. The edited photo on the left as below was done by unknown netizens. It has not been independently verified or substantiated. The photo on the right below is reported to be the genuine photo. With a 'superman' background, this minister is probably too full of himself.

What else are PPBM ministers are capable of ?

PPBM - People's Preferred Band of Monkeys?

Parti Pribumi Bersatu Malaysia (PPBM) is part of the coalition government of Malaysia. Prime minister of this government, Mahathir Mohamad is the leader of PPBM. There is a lack of talent in PPBM beyond Mahathir, who is well known for his authoritarian leadership. Ministers appointed by Mahathir from his own PPBM party are looking more like jokers than serious leaders.

1st Joker - Mohd Redzuan Mohd Yusof, entrepreneur development minister, has neither entrepreneur skills nor ministerial leadership. He is more interested in 'flying car' than entrepreneur developments for the people. Malaysia is not known for aeronautical engineering, aviation excellence, battery technology, material science, etc; which are absolutely required to build a flying car. You are talking about building something akin to a helicopter or an airplane. Malaysia can not even build a car without paying for and adopting the technology from Japan or China. There you have it - entrepreneur minister who boasts about building a flying car. Below is the 1st impression of his model flying car:

Mohd Redzuan further claimed that this flying car project is strictly private funded by corporate entities without using public funds. Malaysian parliament’s public accounts committee (PAC) has however disputed Mohd Redzuan’s claim that no public funds were used for the “flying car” project. A Malaysian governmental entity had to channel RM20 million into the company undertaking this flying car because of Mohd Redzuan.

The prototype showcased eventually was a ready-made drone (eHang) from China that is available for sale to the public.

This minister is also the one who smokes a cigar when there is a big signboard of  No Smoking. He is clearly not serious about abiding the laws or cares for the well-being of others.

2nd joker from PPBM will be detailed next month.

Malu Apa Bossku ??

When the shit hits the fence, even a prime minister would suddenly not know anything happening around him what more around the country. Despite the fact that he had utilise billions of Ringgit, from monies that he did not know anything, to benefit himself personally and politically. He did not know anything - he just signed the documents and the cheques only...

This prime minister is none other than Najib Razak, the sixth prime minister of Malaysia. He should have told Malaysians in 2009 that he had all along wanted to be a prime minister that did not know anything. Malaysians would at least have a chance to vote on it when he sought to be re-elected in the 2013 general election. During the campaign of 2013 general election, his posters were everywhere to the extent of undermining the popularity of candidates contesting in their respective constituencies.

I supposed he did not know that his party was going to put his photos on campaigning posters everywhere throughout the country. 

I guessed he did not know what he was signing in relation to this mosque.

Does he even know anything about Bossku and that T-shirt with 'no shame' catchy phrase? Not forgetting the fact that he signed off as 'Bossku'.

Najib would of course not know anything about the changes to the election regulations and boundaries that benefited him and his party prior to 2018 general election. Would he ?

What would he know?!?  This is my question to all the Bossku supporters.