Believe It or Not? Only in Malaysia

Crime is only a crime if you get caught!

It is henceforth not against the laws to commit a crime, unless and until you are caught.

The words of wisdom from the honourable peoples' representative in Malaysia. You can imagine how low his ethical values are, if any.

Can you trust that your safety is in good hands when you visit Malaysia?

Remember his face k... You will want to stay far away from him if you wish to visit Malaysia. 

The End of the Legendary Mahathir ?

Mahathir Mohamad has been a political master in Malaysia for over half a century. What he managed to do in Malaysia is not an easy feat. You can see some of the major achievements below:

• The longest ruling prime minister in Malaysia for 24 years; 22 years in his 1st term and 2 years in his 2nd term.
• Mahathir handed over his 1st prime ministership to Abdullah Badawi in 2003. He then worked to depose him as early as 2005.
• Mahathir helped Najib Razak in the latter's quest to replace Abdullah. Najib succeeded in 2009.
• He however started to criticize Najib in 2014. Mahathir even worked with the opposition to throw Najib out during the Malaysian general election in 2018.
• He became for prime minister of Malaysia for the 2nd time in 2018.
• As the prime minister again, he did not deliver what he had promised during the campaign.
• Instead, he plotted to weaken of his political allies within the government. He did not want consensus ruling and tried to revert to his autocratic ways during his 1st term.
• He mooted for a unity government whereby all the political parties are to support him as the prime minister. He was however outmaneuvered by his closes deputies, Muhyiddin Yassin and Azmin Ali. Muhyiddin became the prime minister in 2020 while Azmin became the de factor deputy prime minister.
• Mahathir once again is working to oust Muhyiddin with the aim to be the 3rd time prime minister of Malaysia.

The man who yielded the opportunity to be prime minister the last time, Anwar Ibrahim, has decided not to work with Mahathir anymore. Anwar is leading the largest opposition party currently. There was a lack of fate in Mahathir within the ranks in the opposition. The marriage of convenience did not work well when Mahathir was constantly trying to stab at his own truly loyal allies from behind. It is perhaps fated that Mahathir himself is back-stabbed by Muhyiddin.

The question is whether Mahathir is still a force to be reckoned with at his age of 95? He has now failed to garner the support of all opposition parties to nominate him as the prime minister. Muhyiddin and the rulling government do not need him. Mahathir has certainly not lost his cunning political skills after looking at the last few tactics that he employed to propel himself to be the next prime minister, although he has not been successful. He is launching a no-confidence vote against Muhyiddin when the parliament convenes the following week. It is yet to be seen if he is willing to make a compromise and find his way back to the forefront of political power.

Return of Dark Ages ?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present the prime minister of Malaysia!

This is one man who thinks vote buying, by offering money or benefits in kind, is smart. Money in politics is part of the scheme of things to advance his plan, that is to be the prime minister.

To top up his money in politics, he adopts deceit, backstabbing, betrayal and many more.

Lies and Fraud? Well, they are probably just part of his scheme of things. It's no big deal to him.

Hi Malaysians! 

Do you seriously want him to be your prime minister?

You allow him to rule you and your country at your great perils!


You can see that he has followed through what he had said in the above video. He has used cabinet posts, appointments in governmental agencies, statutory bodies and companies controlled by government as rewards to those who support him.

Predictably, you can see the international news headlines about him.

https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/economics/article/3081526/fears-malaysian-economy-muhyiddins-political-patronage-raises

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/muhyiddin-to-appease-disgruntled-partners-with-state-agency-glc-appointments

Few in Malaysia dare to speak up against the abuses by Muhyiddin for fear of persecution against them which was tactics used by rampantly used during the dark ages of Malaysia when Barisan Nasional was in power. Muhyiddin was once part of Barisan Nasional.

Malaysian Logic - Comedian or Politician ?

Malaysia is a small country in southeast Asia that has not failed to mass-produce capable comedians. The beautiful part of Malaysian comedians is that many of them end up as leaders of the country.  Read this to see more examples. This trend is especially apparent since March 2020 when Muhyiddin Yassin and gang succeeded in forming a 'back door government' by betraying his own existing political alliance and collaborating with his own political foes from other smaller parties. All these were done in the name of his lifetime ambition to be the prime minister.

Come meet Muhyiddin's close associates, Azmin Ali and his 'geng longkang' or drainage gang. Longkang is a Malay word that means drain.

Afif Bahardin, a leader from the inner circle of Azmin, explained to a press conference that hair saloon services are able to reduce high blood pressure of patrons. Really? He quoted a research paper published in the New England Journal of Medicine which was horrendously ill-understood by him of course.

The actual fact is that a team of researchers were presenting their findings that taking medicine to the people — in the places they go regularly, with people they trust — can achieve remarkable results. In this case, they took the medical treatments to the barbershops of African-American men. They were researching if measuring and treating blood pressure in barbershops could help African-American men. Their intention was to look for ways to reach black men, who have extraordinarily high rates of heart attacks, sudden cardiac arrest, heart failure and stroke. It has nothing to do with cutting or washing hair per se.

In fact, a number of studies have suggested a relationship between blood pressure and men’s baldness, particularly the early-onset kind. It is high blood pressure possibly causing baldness, and not cutting hair to lower high blood pressure. Afif, can I advise you something? (sic)

Do you think this Malaysian politician has all the traits of a funny comedian or he is a comedian making it big as a leader of Malaysia ?

Mr Lock Down Prime Minister - Backdoor and Betrayal

Muhyiddin Yassin, the 8th prime minister of Malaysia, was appointed by the king on 29 February 2020 and sworn in on 1 March 2020. He admitted that the was not elected by the people to be the prime minister. He was appointed by the king on the basis that he might be (or mungkin in Malay language) able to secure the support from the majority of parliamentarians. 

Regrettably, the opposition had the majority support of at least 112 parliamentarians on 29 February 2020. There are a total of  222 parliamentarians elected by the people to Malaysian parliament. Up till the date he was sworn in and to date, there has been no certainty as to his command of majority of the parliament.

At the date of writing, he has been in power without a proven majority support of the parliament. A scheduled seating of parliament was immediately postponed by him. In just 2 weeks into his prime ministership, he also declared a lock down of the country due to the failure of his government to control the widespread respiratory infections caused by coronavirus (Covid-19). It is unclear if the parliament will ever be reconvened under this lock down.

Muhyiddin had the guts to inform Malaysians that he might not be elected by them to be the prime minister but he cared for them. Mr lock down PM, you were not elected by Malaysians to care for them. Why would they want the 'care' of someone who had betrayed his predecessor and undemocratically seized power? As a Malay will tell you, "Tak tanya pun? Tak malu ke?" ("We dont ask for it. Not a shameful act?")

The cabinet ministers hastily appointed by Muhyiddin within days are equally bizarre bunch of people.

There is this Fact or Fake quiz going around in Malaysia now:

1. Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Adham Baba advised drinking warm water to help kill Covid-19.
2. Housing and Local Government Minister Zuraida Kamaruddin wore a white sanitation suit so that she could spray disinfectant in Kuala Lumpur.
3. The Women and Family Development Ministry, under Minister Datuk Seri Rina Harun, advised women to wear make-up at home and to speak like Doraemon to their husbands to avoid conflict during the movement control order (MCO) period.
4. Deputy Women and Family Development Minister Siti Zailah Mohd Yusoff tweeted that the likelihood of dying from Covid-19 is only 1% while the possibility of dying at any moment is 100%.
5. Minister of Higher Education Noraini Ahmad was busy joining hands with the so called 'influencers' to organise a tik tok contest for creative video clips when all the tertiary students are having disruption to their lessons while they are locked down in their hostels and disallowed to return home. Uncertainty clouds their minds as their parents are confronted with job security because businesses and the overall economy are adversely shattered by the nationwide lock down.

Illogical as it may seem, all the above are absolutely true facts. The morale of this story is to never ever allow rogues taking over your democracy and your country.

Please do not take advice of Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Adham Baba. World Health Organisation (WHO) has a specific denial against this claim.

PPBM - Penyatuan Pemain Beruk M...

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...

There was this Alliance of Monkey Players in Melaisia, which is more commonly known as PPBM (Peyatuan Pemain Beruk Melaisia). The president of PPBM, Mr Moo Hiduck lived his life everyday wanting to get himself qualified as a PM, Pemain Maha. It was the highest title that a monkey player could possibly get and it carried the power to rule the monkey business in Melaisia.

President Moo had to work with the extremist monkey players who were rather well known bandits from UMNO (United Monkey Native Origin) and PAS (Pemain Angkuh Se-Melaisia) to be qualified. He had the help of the infamous hypocrite called AA (Anus Annihilator). It was surprising to many that Moo was willing to sacrifice his fellow monkey players in PPBM for the sake of his title as the PM of Melaisia.

While he finally got his dream come true by holding the PM title to rule, his supporters lost out at numerous lower levels of power bases to the bandits of BN and PAS. PPBM was in reality too small and did not have enough support for Moo to be the PM. It was simply a much smaller organisation in comparison to the well networked UMNO and PAS, which have been in money business- I meant monkey playing business for a long time.

Did PM Moo care?
He was obviously too busy enjoying the fame and glory that came with the status of PM. His fellow PPBM members were pitifully played out by the bandits. For a man who back-stabbed his own chairman or founder to take over the control of PPBM, no one could logically expect him to care for his own supporters other than paying lip service to them.

Was PM Moo powerful?
He might have gotten his wish to be the PM but he did not have much say in ruling Melaisia. Moo was only a PM as much as the bandits from UMNO and PAS were backing him as the PM. He was a lame duck PM that those bandits could toy around like a puppet. These bandits had a long history of criminal charges against them. They were propping up Moo to serve their own self interest of eventually evading all criminal charges. Moo had not choice but to yield to their demand and manipulation because he would lose his PM title if he did not do so.

Why was Moo doing this?
He was desperately to be a PM. It was a dream he wanted at all costs. The costs of his dream would be the country again plunged into poverty since the bandits were de facto back in charge. They would get away with their illegal activities and wrongdoings like how they used.

No wonder Melaisia is also known as Bolehland. It is a land of endless possibilities...

PPBM - Persatuan Pelawak Bersama Monyet ?

Parti Pribumi Bersatu Malaysia (PPBM) is part of the coalition government of Malaysia. Prime minister of this government, Mahathir Mohamad is the leader of PPBM. There is a lack of talent in PPBM beyond Mahathir, who is well known for his authoritarian leadership. Ministers appointed by Mahathir from his own PPBM party are looking more like jokers than serious leaders.

2nd joker is initially meant for Maszlee bin Malik. Please allow me to downgrade him to 3rd joker subsequent to his unexpected resignation recently. Although I am not writing about Maszlee since his downgrade to the 3rd joker. There is a preview of Maszlee here.

The 2nd joker is now officially Syed Saddiq. He is the minister of youth and sport. A 28 year old young man from Johor. He was known for his debating skills having won several competitions. Ability to argue and elaborate apparently does not mean the ability to execute. His dream team for Southeast Asian's SEA Games did poorly. He however has been commenting about affairs which are the scope of other ministries such as those on entrepreneur development, education, international trade and investment.

While he was attending a PPBM function with his parents in Johor recently, he was reported to have run away because of disturbance by a group of bullies. He climbed fence and headed to the nearby jungle (probably interfering with some resting monkeys along the way). There are a few valid questions about the whole incident which portrayed him as a victim.

• It was a PPBM function by its members. Surely, there were many of them who could hold off the so called bullies.
• He left his parents to deal with the bullies? There was no mention of what had happened to his parents. He is probably not a caring son.
• He is a minister who should be able to call upon the police officers to control the bullies. He and his aides surely carry mobile phones. Malaysia is still a country of law and order.
• He may be garnering sympathy votes and support knowing that PPBM is holding its election soon. 

Official photo. Good lighting of photo even though he is escaping

Najib: He left his mum behind?

The whole reported incident was worthy to be ridiculed even by probably the worst kleptocract of all mankind, Najib Razak. 

On the other hand, he has a branding as Super Saddiq - Minister of Youth Power. His official title is probably too boring for him or he is not appreciative of his position. The edited photo on the left as below was done by unknown netizens. It has not been independently verified or substantiated. The photo on the right below is reported to be the genuine photo. With a 'superman' background, this minister is probably too full of himself.

What else are PPBM ministers are capable of ?