A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...
There was this Alliance of Monkey Players in Melaisia, which is more commonly known as PPBM (Peyatuan Pemain Beruk Melaisia). The president of PPBM, Mr Moo Hiduck lived his life everyday wanting to get himself qualified as a PM, Pemain Maha. It was the highest title that a monkey player could possibly get and it carried the power to rule the monkey business in Melaisia.
President Moo had to work with the extremist monkey players who were rather well known bandits from UMNO (United Monkey Native Origin) and PAS (Pemain Angkuh Se-Melaisia) to be qualified. He had the help of the infamous hypocrite called AA (Anus Annihilator). It was surprising to many that Moo was willing to sacrifice his fellow monkey players in PPBM for the sake of his title as the PM of Melaisia.
While he finally got his dream come true by holding the PM title to rule, his supporters lost out at numerous lower levels of power bases to the bandits of BN and PAS. PPBM was in reality too small and did not have enough support for Moo to be the PM. It was simply a much smaller organisation in comparison to the well networked UMNO and PAS, which have been in money business- I meant monkey playing business for a long time.
Did PM Moo care?
He was obviously too busy enjoying the fame and glory that came with the status of PM. His fellow PPBM members were pitifully played out by the bandits. For a man who back-stabbed his own chairman or founder to take over the control of PPBM, no one could logically expect him to care for his own supporters other than paying lip service to them.
Was PM Moo powerful?
He might have gotten his wish to be the PM but he did not have much say in ruling Melaisia. Moo was only a PM as much as the bandits from UMNO and PAS were backing him as the PM. He was a lame duck PM that those bandits could toy around like a puppet. These bandits had a long history of criminal charges against them. They were propping up Moo to serve their own self interest of eventually evading all criminal charges. Moo had not choice but to yield to their demand and manipulation because he would lose his PM title if he did not do so.
Why was Moo doing this?
He was desperately to be a PM. It was a dream he wanted at all costs. The costs of his dream would be the country again plunged into poverty since the bandits were de facto back in charge. They would get away with their illegal activities and wrongdoings like how they used.
No wonder Melaisia is also known as Bolehland. It is a land of endless possibilities...
